Brad & Jen

Heh, heh. From 2Slick:

Brad (Pitt) and Jennifer (Anniston): I'm just as stunned as everyone else. To the best of my knowledge, the Pentagon had nothing to do with this unfortunate split. That doesn't mean that Rumsfeld won't have to answer some questions about it- stay tooned.

Or, maybe Dick Cheney. Haliburton? No wait, maybe the "Joooos" are behind it. No, wait; I've got it figured out. It is George W. because he has caused global warming, and their relationship was just "too hot", and well you know, they are so concerned about our environment and global warming that they became too guilt-ridden that they were contributing to the global warming problem and.....

I know this may be tongue-in-cheek and maybe a little over the top, or is it? Read this.