PETA Murders Cuddly Pets
"Two animal rights mega-moonbats from the PETA anti-human organization have been arrested for ... (drumroll) ... cruelty to animals. And not to human animals either.
Really.
As you know, PETA, or People for the Egalitarian Treatment of Animals, is in favor of human rights for all species of critter except for human beings. Now AP reports that two PETA primates were busted in Hampton Roads, Virginia and were charged in Ahoskie, N.C. with animal cruelty, after dumping dead dogs and cats in a shopping center garbage bin. The two are employees of Norfolk-based People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, not to be confused with People for the Eating of Tasty Animals.
Police found 18 dead animals in the trash bin and 13 more in a van registered to PETA. The animals were from animal shelters in Northampton and Bertie counties in North Carolina. The two murderers of the cuddly pets were picking them up supposedly to be brought back to PETA headquarters for euthanization, PETA moonbette president Ingrid Newkirk said Thursday. (Newkirk had earlier lainched the PETA campaign to compare eating chickens to the Nazi Holocaust of Jews.)
Neither police nor PETA offered any theory on why the animals might have been dumped. Local officials and veterinarians said they were told that PETA would find homes for the animals, not euthanize them. Police charged Andrew Benjamin Cook, 24, of Virginia Beach, and Adria Joy Hinkle, 27, of Norfolk, each with 31 felony counts of animal cruelty and eight misdemeanor counts of illegal disposal of dead animals. They were released on bond and an initial court date was set for Friday in Winton.
For our part, the whole affair reminds us of that old Monty Python sketch about the dead parrot.
So do PETA pet murderers tell their crying child that the dead puppies are only sleeping?"
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