The Truth About Eating

Received this e-mail:

For those of you who watch what you eat...Here's the final word on
nutrition and health, and it's a relief to know the truth after all those
conflicting medical studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than
the Canadians, British or Americans.
3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the Canadians, British or Americans.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.
6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lots of perogies, cabbage rolls
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.