GLOBAL WARMING: THE ANSWER

(1) Don't plant crops because:
Global warming may force crop rethink
ABC Online - Australia
A Darling Downs, southern Queensland, climatologist says global warming may force many farmers to change what they grow during the next 20 years. ...

(2) Don't discourage the cutting down of the rain forest or forests for wood, we should actually encourage and actively and loudly advocate the destruction of ALL trees because:
Global warming: blame the forests
The Observer - UK
They have long been thought of as the antidote to harmful greenhouse gases, sufferers of, rather than contributors to, the effects of global warming. ...

(3) And finally...... why stop there? Let's not stop at the destruction of trees, let's eliminate all plant life because:
Plants adding to global warming, study says
Toronto Star - Canada
Yes, say scientists from a prestigious German research institute. But if that's so, they say, it's likely only because humans are ...

There. Problem solved. And you thought HeavyHanded was all brawn and no brain. HA!!