"[L]iberals...never explain what [they] mean by right-wing, though you gather it's something pretty icky. Everything liberals disapprove of is 'right-wing,' even things that are mutually exclusive. Fascist totalitarianism is 'right-wing,' but so is its exact opposite, libertarianism. And so are monarchism, theocracy, strict constitutionalism, military dictatorship, neoconservatism, and so on—even, at times, Soviet Communism, though anti-Communism was 'right-wing' too. By right-wing, liberals seem to mean everything but us. No wonder people don't listen to them anymore." —Joseph Sobran