AIRPORT SECURITY

I see where Gov. Mitt Romney and Gov. Schwartzenegger both have activated their states National Guard to patrol and provide security to their respective airports, due to the recent plot uncovered in Britain which triggered an elevated terror watch status at U.S. airports.

Maybe one of the governors could make use of this unemployed individual to help out with airport security. He seems to have all the necessary tools needed for the job: loaded guns, one being an AK-47, and a bullet proof vest.