NOT WORTH THE RISK

Citing Hurricane Katrina as as example, Pres. Bush decided to forego whipping up hurricanes this hurricane season saying "they are just too damn underpredictable."

With the the fallout of Hurricane Katrina last year, Bush said, "We have a very important mid-term election coming up and we cannot risk putting ourselves in a position where we unleash some hurricanes and then lose control of um' like we did last year with Katrina. I just misunderestimated the tenacity of Katrina. But 'ya know, that ther's a woman for ya."