Report: Sandy Berger Hid Classified Documents

Sandy "Sloppy Burglar" (a/k/a Sandy Scissorhands) went from being "just sloppy", i.e, classified documents accidently (through ... eh hem ... sloppiness) ending up in his pants and socks when he left the National Archives office .... to being down right REALLY extra sloppy when classsified documents were removed (through sloppiness) and he must have again, through "sloppiness," hid these documents "sloppily" under a construction trailer .... where he then returned later to the construction sight .... where again through more sloppiness .... he reattained the documents and ended up taking them off the premises .... unbeknownst to him. This is one sloppy man.


"Former national security adviser Sandy Berger removed classified documents from the National Archives in 2003 and hid them under a construction trailer, the Archives inspector general reported Wednesday."