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“If it’s ‘impossible’ to deport illegal aliens, how did we come to have so much specific information about them? I keep hearing they are Catholic, pro-life, hardworking, just dying to become American citizens, and will take jobs other Americans won’t. Someone must have talked to them to gather all this information. Let’s find that guy—he must know where they are!” —Ann Coulter

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“Tony Blair was reported Friday to be the leading candidate to become the new World Bank president. He’s available soon. By tradition the post is supposed to go to an American, but Tony Blair has promised to learn Spanish if they’ll give him the job.” —Argus Hamilton