SHOWING THEIR EARTH LOVE

“’If you want to save the planet, I want you to start jumping up and down...’ Madonna railed from the stage at London’s Live Earth concert Saturday. ‘If you want to save the planet, let me see you jump!’ You just can’t beat that. What else could capture the canned juvenilia of a 48-year-old centimillionaire—who owns nine homes and has a ‘carbon footprint’ nearly 100 times larger than the norm—hectoring a bunch of well-off aging hipsters to show their Earth-love by jumping up and down like children?” —Jonah Goldberg