I WANT TO MARRY HIM:

CBS's Scottt Pelley might just as well have said that. He didn't of course, but he did say:

“[Iranian President Mahmud Ahmadi-Nejad] is genuinely religious, genuinely humble, there are no fancy clothes, fancy cars. He lives with his wife and his three children—they live in an apartment in Tehran. He is a very modest man and said to be absolutely incorruptible as well.”

Oh, I guess that wouldn't work. Ima-Nut-Job is already married. Besides, I forgot that: “In Iran we don’t have homosexuals like in your country. We don’t have that like in your country... In Iran we do not have this phenomenon.”