Do NASCAR fans have cooties?

High-minded liberals think so little of Southerners that the Demo head of the Homeland Security Committee ordered aides to get immunized before attending a series of NASCAR events in North Carolina and Alabama. There is no evidence to suggest an outbreak or even a higher-than-average number of cases of the flu, hepatitis, diphtheria or tetanus in the South, but elitist Demos acted purely on their prejudices just the same. Rep. Patrick McHenry (R-NC) properly noted, “If anything, it’s the NASCAR fans who should get immunized against Washington officials, not the other way around.” Then again, NASCAR fans are probably smart enough to stay away from DC anyway.

--The Patriot Post