HILLARYISMS :
"Well, the big story -- - Hillary Clinton will be running for president in 2008. You know why I think she's running? I think she finally wants to see what it's like to sleep in the president's bed." --- Jay Leno
"Top Democrats have mixed feelings about Sen. Hillary Clinton running for president. Apparently, some Democrats don't like the idea, while others hate it." --- Conan O'Brien
In Hillary Clinton's new book 'Living History,' Hillary details what it was like meeting Bill Clinton , falling in love with him, getting married, and living a passionate, wonderful life as husband and wife. Then on page two, the trouble starts." --- Jay Leno
"In the book, she says when Bill told her he was having an affair, she said, 'I could hardly breathe, I was gulping for air.' No, I'm sorry, that's what Monica said." --- David Letterman
"Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York , announced that she has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the President of the United States . Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly disappointed. He is crushed. There go his dreams of becoming a t wo-impeachment family." --- David Letterman
"Last night, Senator Hillary Clinton hosted her first party in her new home in Washington. People said it was a lot like the parties she used to host at the White House. In fact, even the furniture was the same." --- Jay Leno
"Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch." --- Craig Kilborn
"CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America . Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it." -- - Jay Leno
"Hillary Clinton is the junior senator from the great state of New York . When they swore her in, she used the Clinton family Bi ble, the one with only seven commandments." --- David Letterman
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