GAG ME WITH A SPOON

“I don’t think they’re [other Demo presidential contenders are] piling on because I’m a woman. I think they’re piling on because I’m winning... I anticipate it’s going to get even hotter, and if you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen. I’m very much at home in the kitchen.”

—Hillary Robb'em (Blind) Clinton ("I have a million ideas, but we can't afford them all.")

Pahleeeeze, this woman probably has never made a pot roast. I even wonder if she knows how to boil water.