WOOING AND PANDERING

“La cucaracha, la cucaracha, ya no puede caminar. La cucaracha, la cuca... Oh, perdon. I was just tuning up for an interview with Baracko Obama and Juan McCain. Juan y Baracko have been busy lately wooing los que hablan espanol. That is, people who speak Spanish. With an estimated 9.2 million Hispanic votes in play this November, the stakes are high. And the pandering is in high gear.”

—Kathleen Parker