The Pelosi GTxi SS/Rt Sport Edition from Congressional Motors.

I received this as an email and I traced it down to IowaHawk.

It's in the way you dress. The way
you boogie down. The way you sign
your unemployment check. You're a
man who likes to do things your
own way. And on those special
odd-numbered Saturdays when
driving is permitted, you want it in
your car. It's that special feeling of a
zero-emissions wind at your back
and a road ahead meandering with
possibilities. The kind of feeling you
get behind the wheel of the Pelosi
GTxi SS/Rt Sport Edition from
Congressional Motors.

Good stuff. Go here to see the whole thing.