"He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career."

-- George Bernard Shaw --

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies."

-- Groucho Marx --

"I think politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason."

-- Anonymous --

"I remain just one thing, and one thing only -- and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician."

-- Charlie Chaplin --