Possible Minnesota Slogans

* I came, I thawed, I transferred.
* Survive Minnesota and the rest of the World is easy.
* If you love Minnesota, raise your right ski.
* Minnesota - where visitors turn blue with envy.
* One day it's warm, the rest of the year it's cold.
* Minnesota - home of the blonde hair and blue ears.
* Land of 10,000 Lakes & 10,000,000,000 mosquitos.
* Minnesota - come fall in love with a loon.
* Land of many cultures - mostly throat.
* Where the elite meet sleet.
* Minnesota: CLOSED FOR GLACIER REPAIRS.
* Land of 2 seasons: Winter is coming, Winter is here.
* Minnesota - glove it or leave it.
* Minnesota - have you jump started your kid today?
* Many are cold, but few are frozen.
* Why Minnesota? To protect Ontario from Iowa!
* WARNING: You are entering Minnesota, Please use an alternate route!
* Minnesota: theater of sneezes.
* Jack Frost must like Minnesota - he spends half his life there.
* Land of 10,000 Petersons.
* Minnesota - home of the Mispi-Mispp-Missispp (Where the damn river starts!)
* There are only 3 things you can grow in Minnesota: Colder, Older, & Fatter