Rebels Threaten Violence Against Kosovo Capital
(CNSNews.com) - Rebel forces in Kosovo have threatened to carry out an organized “military operation” against the capital city of Pristina by Wednesday night. Calling NATO and United Nations forces “modern occupiers,” the Kosovo Independence Army said it made the threat because the Kosovo Assembly has not declared independence...

The U.N. occupiers? Heh, heh. There's gotta' be a joke in there somewhere.