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Heavy-Handed Politics

"€œGod willing, with the force of God behind it, we shall soon experience a world
without the United States and Zionism."€ -- Iran President Ahmadi-Nejad

Friday, February 03, 2006


A rare disease has been afflicting Democrats since the State of the Union address; one of its symptoms is the inability to use statistics. Still-Senator John Kerry, a victim of, shall we say, percentagitis, when asked about the President's education initiatives, told the Today Show that "53 percent of our children are not graduating from high school." The U.S Census Bureau begs to differ, however, listing 85.9 percent of Americans aged 20-24 as having graduated from high school. Katie Couric never challenged Kerry's fun fact.

We'll go out on a limb and say that 87 percent of liberals are totally nuts!

New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin has also come down with a bad case of the bug. In an interview with millionaire "journalist" Harry Smith, Nagin was asked about his reaction to the President's "scant attention" to New Orleans and the rest of the Gulf Coast. Nagin was "disappointed" and went on to claim that "50 percent of all residents in the United States live along the Gulf Coast." Once again, Smith did not challenge Nagin. Indeed, while we're having fun, we'll go out on a limb and say that 87 percent of liberals are totally nuts!


From The Federalist


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