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A brief of what's going on in the Useless Nations.

Pakistan Quake aid shortfall; United Nations reacts with ...
PakistanTimes.net - Islamabad,Pakistan
MUZAFFARABAD (AJK): The United Nations reacted with bafflement and dismay on Sunday at the world's failure to come up with quick cash to help save hundreds ...

United Nations Considers Outsourcing
newswire.co.nz - Havelock Nth,Hawkes Bay,New Zealand
United Nations Secretary-General Kofi Annan wants the United Nations to consider outsourcing some of its administrative services, according to a summary of a ...

Coca-Cola Asks United Nations To Investigate Human Rights ...
AMonline.com - Fort Atkinson,WI,USA
The Coca-Cola Co. has asked a United Nations organization to investigate human rights abuse allegations in Colombia, according to just-drinks.com. ...