Nations get 'wake-up' call about aging workers

From Globe and Mail - Canada
... The median age of the world's population by then will reach 38 years, a decade older than today, according to United Nations estimates. ...

If you read further into the article, it should become as clear to you as it did me, this problem is easy to solve. Here's my list of suggestions:

• Open our borders completely (i.e., no borders), no questions asked, and encourage mass immigration.
• Shut down the pharmaceutical industry. Those ba***rds are making us live longer.
• Tear down all hospitals (we could probably make them into wildlife refuges). Make it illegal to see doctors. Incarcerate (oops, can't afford prisons) execute anyone trying to practice medicine.
  
• Switch to a flat tax and tax at a rate of 80% - no exceptions. Allocate 1/2 of the tax revenue (40%) to Social Security. Eliminate Medicare. There's no reason for it. ( See point # 3 above). Allocate the other 1/2 of tax revenue to tackle global warming. You get the right privilege to try and live on the remaining 20%. Good luck with that.
  

There. I easily solved that problem within 5 minutes. Now rest peacefully tonight.