Good Humor

“Say what you like about the left-wing kooks but they can still get a good hate on... Every morning I wake up to a gazillion e-mails from fellows wishing me ill, usually beginning by calling me a ‘chicken hawk’ followed by a generous smattering of words I can only print here peppered with asterisks, and usually ending with pledges to come round and shove various items in a particular part of my anatomy. There’s so much shipping scheduled to go up there I ought to get Dubai Ports World in to run it.” —Mark Steyn