WOW! Now that's a lot of snorting material

The Monitor - McAllen, Texas: "HIDALGO — Clowns entertain at parties. They are usually not a party to a large drug investigation.

But on Sunday, customs inspectors at the Hidalgo-Reynosa International Bridge found more than 500 pounds of cocaine on a private tour bus that a Latin Grammy-nominated musical group of clowns was riding."

Clowns always seem to have big smiles, big ears, and oh yes, big noses. I've always wondered how clowns always stayed so damn happy all the time.