MISS TEENAGE SOUTH CAROLINA

It's official. Miss teenage South Carolina has the answer as to why so many American students cannot find the United States on a map. It's a case of MDD.

You may have not picked up on this since her answer was ... should we say a little on the rambling side, and seemingly a tad incoherent.

However, through careful listening, Heavy Handed was able to extract from her answer that Americans clearly suffer from Map Deficit Disorder (MDD).