SCHOOL: 1967 VS 2007

Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into
school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.

1967 - Vice principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes
to his car and gets his own shotgun to show Jack.

2007 - School goes into lockdown, the FBI is called, Jack is
hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again.
Counselors are called in to assist traumatized students and teachers.

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Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1967 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands
and end up buddies.

2007 - Police are called, SWAT team arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark.
They are charged with assault and both are expelled even though Johnny
started it.

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Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.

1967 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given a good
paddling. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie.
Tested for ADD. School gets extra state funding because Jeffrey has a
disability.

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Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad
gives him a whipping with his belt.

1967 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to
college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed
to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's
sister that she remembers being abused herself and their
dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.

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Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some Aspirin to school.
1967 - Mark shares Aspirin with the school principal out on the smoking
dock.

2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for
drug violations. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.

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Scenario: Pedro fails high-school English.

1967 - Pedro goes to summer school,
passes English, goes to college.

2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by local human rights group.
Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making
English a requirement for graduation is racist. Civil Liberties
Association files class action lawsuit against state school system
and Pedro's English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum.
Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns
for a living because he cannot speak English.

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Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover Independence Day
firecrackers, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and
blows up an anthill.

1967 - Ants die.

2007 - Homeland Security and the FBI are called and Johnny
is charged with domestic terrorism. Teams investigate parents,
siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated,
and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed
to fly again.

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Scenario: Johnny falls during recess and scrapes his knee.
His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug
to comfort him.

1967 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.

2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses
her job. She faces three years in federal prison. Johnny undergoes five
years of therapy.